Archive for May 12th, 2009

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May
09

What is Surreal!

So one day back in 2004, a 50 foot 60 ton sperm whale washed up on a beach in Taiwan and died. Within minutes of the poor guy taking his last breath and without checking for his organ donor card or notifying his next of kin, these Taiwanese researchers had  put harnesses on him that were attached to three cranes and over the next 13 hours, had lifted his big ass up onto a tractor trailer. Not to mention, it took 50 workers to get the job done.   Now, the sperm whale is lying there thinking,

“Why don’t you bastards let me lie here and be dead, for crying out loud!  I mean, at least, let me start to rot a little, I don’t even stink yet!”.

Right about that time the truck started rolling through the streets of Taiwan, the sperm whale becomes really pissed and starts to plot his revenge.  He conjures up a plan and begans  to squeeze his butt cheeks together extremely tight until gases inside of him build up to critical levels.  By now pedestrians have started to line the streets of the town, in order to steal a glimpse of the huge spectacle. Witnesses say  they heard a deafening, but audible noise that came from the direction of the whale that sounded like,”BIT C H E E  E   E   E  S SSSS”….. KA B O O O MMM!!!!  His fat ass exploded, spewing guts onto the street and over the cars and pedestrians -the funk ought to be damned!!  Although, the sperm whale had gotten his sweet revenge, the shop owners and residents put on masks, cleaned up the mess and continued taking the whale to the research center like what had just occurred was normal and customary.

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12
May
09

What is Funny as Hell!

The first real gangster rapper. click on the photo to hear a sample of this fool, he was funny as hell!

Long before N.W.A. was even born, Rudy Ray Moore was perfecting the art of rhyming while “talkin’ shit”. This dude was 1/4 comedian, 1/4 actor, 1/4 musician, and 1/4 damn fool!! He was Funny as Hell!

 

An afternoon in Tiananmen Square in Beijing. Check out dude explaining “What is Mao”

12
May
09

What is Dope!

 

 

 

Badu's classic Lincoln with suicide doors..

Badu's classic Lincoln with suicide doors..

 

The Youth Ball

The Youth Ball

 

 

 

Me and Joi Starr... SHOWTIME!!!

Me and Joi Starr... SHOWTIME!!!

Lots of people have asked about how I managed to pull off the two back to back performances at the Presidential inauguration celebration..  First, there was the Neighborhood Ball where I rocked it with Jay Z.  Forty Five minutes later on was on stage in different garb rockin with Ye at the Youth Ball several crowded blocks away.  Well, I’ll show you how I did it, but I must advise you that if you try this at home, you’ll probably be going to jail.

 

We made "History"

We made "History"

 

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Barak and Michelle where there!! That was Dope!!

                      

Live from the Denver Convention Center

Live from the Denver Convention Center




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